2-Dean to sam:“Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?”
3-Sam:"I had a crappy guidance counselor."
4-Dean to the scarecrow:"Dude, you fugly."
5-Dean:“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.”
6-Dean, mocking Sam's earnestness:"Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful."
7-Dean:“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
8-Dean:“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”
9-Dean:“You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!”
10-Sam:"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"
11-Dean to Sam:"Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"
12-Dean:“My name is Dean Winchester. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.”
13-Dean:“MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”
14-Sam:“This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."
Dean:“I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?"
15-Dean:"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
Sam:"Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."
16-Sam to Dean:“What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”
17-Sam:“We’re not working for the Mandroid!”
18-Sam: "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
19-Dean:"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".
20-Dean to Sam:"Dude, you full-on had a girl inside you for like a whole week. That’s pretty naughty"!
21-Sam as described by Dean:“Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”
22-Frat boy talking about his alien abduction:"They made me slow dance.
23-Dean:"What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand. I mean werewolves are badass, we haven’t seen one since we were kids."
24-Dean: “What's a P.A.?"
Sam: “I think it's kind of like a slave."
25-Sam:“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”
26-Dean: “Save room for dessert, Tiny. Hey, I wanted to ask you, because I couldn't help but notice you are two tons of fun. Just curious, is it like a thyroid problem? Or is that just some deep-seated self esteem issue? Because you know, they're just doughnuts. They're not love."
27-Dean[b]:"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."
28-[b]Sam:“I lost my shoe.”
29-Dean:“I’m Batman!”
30-Dean:“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
31-Dean:“I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.”
32-Dean to Sam:“Dude, could you be more gay? Don’t answer that.”
33-talking about Bela:
Dean:“Can I shoot her?"
Sam:“Not in public."
34-Bela:“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
Dean:“Don’t objectify me."
35-Sam:“How do you sleep at night??
Bela:“On silk sheets, rolling naked in money."
36-Dixon:“Can you think of a worse hell?"
Dean:“Well, there's Hell."
37-Dean:"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!
38-Sam and Dean (in unison): “Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't guess. Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up … OK, enough!"
39-Sam: "She was convinced that he wasn't her real daddy."
Dean:"Who was? The plumber,hmmm? A little snaking the pipes??
Sam:"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."
40-discussing Jeb Dexter in season 4's "Criss Angel is a Douchebag":
Sam:"He's famous, kind of."
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